The tabletop is a sacred theater of war, representing hours of meticulous painting and terrain crafting.
The Mandate: No glass, flask, or snifter shall ever touch the gaming surface without a coaster.
The Penalty: A spilled dram that damages a hand-painted regiment is considered a catastrophic logistical failure, punishable by hosting the next three gatherings and supplying the top-shelf pour.
II. Wargaming Rolled Neat
In strategy, as in spirits, we prefer things pure and unadulterated.
The Mandate: Dice must be rolled openly, clearly, and flatly into a designated tray or space.
The Policy: "Cocked" or tilted dice are re-rolled immediately without debate. A gentleman never shakes the table to alter a fate already cast.
III. The Spirit of the Era Over the Letter of the Law
We are historians and gentlemen, not pedantic lawyers.
The Mandate: If a dispute arises over a rule measurement or line of sight, gentlemen do not bicker over millimeters.
The Resolution: Debate the point for no more than 60 seconds over a sip of whiskey. If unresolved, flip a coin, roll a die, or defer to whichever outcome makes for a better historical narrative.
IV. Discretion in the Glass
We drink to elevate the strategy and the conversation, never to cloud the tactical vision.
The Mandate: A steady hand is required for the measuring tape, and a sharp wit is required for the flank attack. Imbibe at a pace that honors the craftsmanship of the distiller and the dignity of your uniform.
V. The Generosity of the Decanter
A gentleman never arrives at a campaign night empty-handed, nor does a host hoard the good stuff.
The Mandate: If you are drinking from the host’s top shelf, your next contribution to the clubhouse must be of equal or greater pedigree. Bourbon, Rye, Irish, or Scotch—all are welcome, provided they were crafted with pride.
"Cheap grog is for the infantry barracks; the Officers' Mess demands a proper mature grain."
VI. The Sanctity of the Foe’s Forged Army
The miniatures on the table are the lifeblood of the hobby.
The Mandate: Never handle another gentleman’s painted figures without express permission. If permission is granted, lift them by the base, never by the bayonet, the banner, or the cannon barrel.
VII. Victory with Humility, Defeat with a Toast
The final score of the game is secondary to the camaraderie of the evening.
The Mandate: A gentleman wins without boasting and loses without making excuses.The Ritual: At the conclusion of the battle, the victor shall pour a fresh dram for the defeated, and both shall toast to history re-fought and lessons learned.
VIII. The Sovereignty of the Mess.
The Mandate: Conversations around the table should focus on grand strategy, military history, the nuance of the peat or char in the glass, and good-natured ribbing. Petty politics and outside grievances are to be left at the door.
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